Friday, March 17, 2006

Things you should learn relatively soon after turning 18



you know...When I was 18 I remember thinking that 25 was so old? so mature and responsible and that I'd definately have moved out from home, be in THE most stable relationship, considering buying some property, going to church on sundays, having very chilled braais with select friends and have what I could with certainty call "my career".

:) what i didn't think was that I would still be doing silly things that you'd expect a teenager to do?

so here is a little list of things I learnt yesterday: (feel free to yell out "duh" cause some of this should be obvious)

- it IS s possible to be hungover for 24hours ?!?! that shouldn't be allowed should it?
- cough syrup and incahol do not mix! sigh!
- even tho you crave milk with your hangover always prep your tummy with a few glasses of water first! (unless of course your intentions ARE to make cheese fast?)
- Sometimes you might be an unlucky girl who like me should learn that at certain times of the month you CANNOT handle your alcohol! (luna can be a bitch)
- do not wear your glasses if you feel you might be ill! (thank you kimmi for pointing them out to me before going to the toilet....sigh I washed them thoroughly last night)
- do not be too surprised if you have been stupid enough to get THAT kind of drunk if you wake up the next morning with a hall's lozenge stuck to your body, there is always a perfectly "reasonable" explanation! Your bra will always become the most obvious place to hide things at short notice

I am pretty sure there are more to mention but considering my brain still feels a wee bit lame I'll have to get back to you on this. Besides... even if I don't remember anything more from this particular evening... It turns out I'm nothing like the 25year old I described at the beginning and I reckon I've got a few more obvious lessons to learn :)

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